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Dec. 7th, 2010 @ 07:02 pm its that time of year again
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I punched pr0stsh0cker in the arm (-10 points). In April I gave akumyo a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I pulled over and changed phalix's flat tire (15 points). Last week I gave fiztheancient a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (919 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
flierfox

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bakeneko
Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 08:24 pm (no subject)
Hi I have tumblr now please follow me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bakeneko
Apr. 5th, 2010 @ 10:54 pm (no subject)

show me your pokemons
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bakeneko
Mar. 10th, 2010 @ 09:52 pm omegle
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 52/m/fl
Stranger: FUCKING CREEPER
You: heehee ;)
Stranger: u would be proud of that
You: Stranger is typing...
Stranger: ur kind disgusts me if i could put all of u people on an island and hut u all 1 by w/out getting in any sort of trouble i would love it
You: i'm guessing you're 15
Stranger: nope
You: with emotional issues
You: ok
You: 13 then?
You: it's so obvious
Stranger: naw i have issues with scumbag pedophiles who go online looking for 13-17 yr old girls to gawk at cause there to fucking worthless to go out and find a real date
You: haha
You: me too!
Stranger: so u feel bad 4 urself
Stranger: ?
You: no i was joking you fucking 13 year old retard
You: ;)
Stranger: in that case y dont u slit ur wrists and go jump off a bridge
Stranger: and btw ur age guessing is going in the wrong direction
You: well you certainly act like you're 13
You: maybe you should look into getting your anger issues under control?
Stranger: naww im fine with the way i am i thrive off anger, death, and destruction
You: yep
You: you're definitely 13
Stranger: sry but no
You: yep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: oh sweetheart
Stranger: if you say so i bet its gonna happen
Stranger: and if you say im gon live forever
Stranger: im gon live forever
Stranger: thats how thats gon happen
Stranger: aint noone love me
You: have you ever tried to suck your own dick
Stranger: and you aint liv
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: why
Stranger: who hasnt
You: heehee
Stranger: give me your email
You: hold on
You: howlingterror@hotmail.co.uk
Stranger: i sent you an email
You: cool :)
Stranger: check your spam if you dont get it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: what?
You: asl
Stranger: asl mean?
You: you're chatting on omegle
You: and you dont know what asl means
You: how is this possible
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: how u doin?
You: good
Stranger: u there?
You: yes
Stranger: kk
Stranger: male female?
You: yes i am
Stranger: male/female?
You: i am a male female
Stranger: no way
You: yes way
Stranger: he she or shemale?
You: either one
Stranger: he she is a dude with a vag and a shemale is a chicks with a penis
Stranger: which one r u?
You: those are technically the same thing
Stranger: kind of
You: pretty much
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: horny?
You: very
Stranger: haha m or f
You: both
You: ;)
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: yello
You: yo
Stranger: wut up
You: nm
You: just takin a shit
Stranger: cool
You: indeed
Stranger: is it a good one
You: very good
You: nice n big
Stranger: oh cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi... are you sexy and horny girl? i want to see for webcam.
You: hold on
Stranger: asl?
You: http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2006/costreeses.jpg this is me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: a/s/l
You: 52/m/fl
Stranger: sorry your cut
Stranger: thats horrible
You: what
You: why
Stranger: you heard me bitch
Stranger: i said youtr a cunt
You: rude
Stranger: i love to fuck men like you in the ass
You: mmm baby
Stranger: you up near the panhandle boy?
You: no
Stranger: cut!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: tell me a dirty little secret?
You: i jack off to fat furs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello is this dominos pizza?
Stranger: YEAH IT IS NIGGER!
Stranger: YOU WANT SOME SHIT?!
You: FUCK YEA
Stranger: I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH FREE SHIT!
Stranger: SOME PILES OF HORSE SHIT!
You: OH GOODIE!!
Stranger: DO ME A FAVOR. I NEED YOU TO CRAWL UP MY ALLEY!
You: OK I WILL
Stranger: THERE'S SOME METALBALLS STUCK UP THERE FROM THE HARDCORE PASTA BATTLE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello is this dominos pizza?
Stranger: hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: me and my 16 year old friend were drunk the other night and we had sex and made pictrues and a video and i want as many people as possible to see us
You: i'd like to place an order
You: for delivery
You: i'll have a small pizza with extra cheese and sausage
You: and a bottle of cola
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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bakeneko
Jan. 23rd, 2010 @ 09:28 pm oh boy
Current Mood: soresore
thenandnow


also my head hurts
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bakeneko
Jan. 15th, 2010 @ 02:31 pm w/e
Your Top 10 Pokémon of all time: (cant narrow it down to 5 SORRY!!!!)
1.
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10.

Your Top 5 Legendary:
1.
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4.
5.

Top 5 Pokémon you think are the most ugly obnoxious:
1.
2.
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4.
5.

Top 5 Pokémon that you forget are Pokémon:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Top 5 Favourite Games:
1. Crystal
2. Platinum
3. Mystery Dungeon Sky
4. Blue
5. Stadium 2

Out of your favourite Type, your top 5:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
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bakeneko
Sep. 18th, 2009 @ 07:46 pm Writer's Block: What if calories didn't count?
If a magic genie told you your calories wouldn't count for 24 hours, would it change what and how much you ate that day?


why would it
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cat
Sep. 11th, 2009 @ 05:44 am go to hell
Current Mood: amusedamused
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haunter
Sep. 10th, 2009 @ 05:05 am baby cats
yeah fuck that meme i was doing that was really gay

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bakeneko
Sep. 8th, 2009 @ 10:27 pm (no subject)
Sharing is Caring
For one week, recommend/share:

Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy

http://www.google.com
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bakeneko